Deceptive words

While I was serving in the Military Gendarmerie Department in Warsaw, the investigating officers wrote HANDwritten pleadings, which they then sent to the MACHINE HALL. When I realized this, I immediately imagined the MACHINE HALL as something resembling the size of HALF SILESIA.

I remembered all the time an excerpt from a poem that my sister was learning aloud in primary school, and my mother was questioning her around. The title of the poem was “Silesia sings”. The poem talked about the fact that Silesia is beautiful, because there are a lot of machines there, and turbines with TUROT TRAJKOCA.

So as a candidate for an investigating officer, I couldn’t wait to write my own letter and finally be able to take it to the MACHINE HALL and see for myself what it is. When I finally had my own letter, I went with this letter in my hand a long hallway with a red carpet on the floor, and at the end of the hallway I opened the door, on which hung a plaque with the inscription: “HALA MASZYN”. Inside I saw a room two meters by three, Mrs. Jola and two typewriters. The other lady was gone.

That’s the whole MACHINE HALL. According to the theory, language is characterized by the fact that there is no link between the wording of words and their meaning (with the exception of ONOMATOPEJIA). This is probably not entirely right.